Google Gulp (BETA)™

We pride ourselves in our ability to translate vitechculture topics into plain english. We always monitor the smart folks at Google, who have just announded a new product: Google Gulp (BETA)™ "a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty."

Put simply, the new product helps you think faster – and feel better. How? It speeds up your synapse activity by inhibiting the enzyme monoamine oxidase, and reconfiguring your brain.

Cool, right? The only challenge is that, in typical Google viral marketing fashion, you need to turn in a bottlecap to get one. Please let us know when you get one.

(ok, for those of you that read this far, this is likely to be a Google Joke)

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